Idiots

Idiots' Review: Low-Effort Road Comedy Misses Mark

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Idiots' Review: Low-Effort Road Comedy Misses Mark
Idiots' Review: Low-Effort Road Comedy Misses Mark

Idiots Review: Low-Effort Road Comedy Misses Mark in 2026 The trailer promised chaos. Two mismatched strangers, a beat-up RV, and a cross-country dash to a wedding neither of them wants to attend. On paper, it's a formula that's worked since Planes, Trains and Automobiles*. Idiots* feels like someone fed every road comedy trope into an algorithm and forgot to add the part where anyone actually cares.

I walked out of the theater checking my phone. Not because I had somewhere to be. Because the movie had already left my head. What Is Idiots Idiots* is the latest studio comedy from director Marcus Velluto, whose last credit was the forgettable Office Party* (2023).

The premise: Dale (Jason Sudeikis), a washed-up motivational speaker who peaked with one viral TEDx talk in 2019, gets roped into driving his estranged sister's fiancé, Milo (Kelvin Harrison Jr. ), from Chicago to a destination wedding in Sedona. Dale needs the gas money. Milo needs a ride.

The RV breaks down. Hijinks supposedly ensue. The title is doing a lot of heavy lifting. It's not The Idiots* — no definite article, no irony.

Just Idiots*. Plural. As if the filmmakers want you to know exactly who the joke is on. The Cast Tries Harder Than the Script Sudeikis has made a career of playing charmingly oblivious men who eventually reveal a tender core.

He does that here too. The problem is the script gives him exactly two modes: smug and sad. No third gear. Harrison Jr.

is a genuinely gifted actor — Waves*, The Trial of the Chicago 7* — but Milo is written as a collection of quirks instead of a person. He carries a vintage film camera. He quotes Rilke. He has a panic attack in a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

None of it connects. The supporting cast appears in what amounts to cameo roulette. Judy Greer as a psychic gas station attendant. Pete Davidson as a conspiracy-theorist trucker.

Michaela Watkins as a bride-to-be who gets maybe four lines. They show up, do a bit, vanish. You feel their agents negotiating screen time. Why It Matters / Why People Care Studio comedies are dying.

That's not hyperbole — it's box office data. In 2023, only three original live-action comedies cracked $100 million domestic. 2024 was worse. 2025 saw The Hangover* reboot nobody asked for flop at $42 million.

The genre has migrated to streaming, where lower budgets mean lower stakes and, usually, lower quality. Idiots* matters because it's a test case. Can a theatrical comedy still work in 2026 without an IP attached, without a superhero cameo, without a built-in audience? The answer, based on opening weekend ($11.2 million on a $45 million budget), is no.

But the why is more interesting than the number. Audiences didn't stay away because they hate comedies. They stayed away because the marketing sold a movie that doesn't exist. The trailer cuts together every laugh line in the film — and I mean every* one.

There are no surprises left. Worse, the trailer promises a movie about two men learning from each other. The actual movie is about two men enduring a series of disconnected sketches until the runtime hits 103 minutes and the wedding happens. The Streaming Shadow Here's what the studio doesn't want you to consider: Idiots* was originally slated for a streaming debut.

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Test screenings reportedly scored "surprisingly high," so they pivoted to theatrical. You can feel that pivot in the editing. Scenes that would play fine on a laptop — a long improv riff about gas station hot dogs, a dream sequence where Dale fights a CGI eagle — drag on a theater screen. The pacing assumes a pause button.

How It Works (or How to Do It) Road comedies live or die by structure. The classic template: inciting incident forces travel, escalating obstacles force character revelation, climax at destination resolves both external and internal arcs. Idiots* has the skeleton but no connective tissue. Act One: Chicago to Nowhere The first 25 minutes are the strongest.

Dale's motivational speaker backstory gets a clever visual treatment — we see his one viral moment ("Failure Is Just Success Waiting for a Better Outfit") replayed on airport monitors, dentist office TVs, a kid's tablet. Sudeikis sells the quiet humiliation of a man whose defining achievement is becoming a meme he hates. Milo's introduction is thinner. We learn he's a "creative strategist" (whatever that means), he's terrified of commitment, and he once drove a U-Haul across Canada for an art project.

That last detail is meant to establish adventure credentials. It mostly establishes that the screenwriter needed a reason he'd agree to this trip. The RV breakdown at a Flying J outside Indianapolis should be the first major turning point. Instead, it becomes a 15-minute set piece involving a feral cat, a broken toilet, and Pete Davidson's trucker character explaining chemtrails.

None of it advances character. It's just stuff happening*. Act Two: The Middle That Isn't This is where the movie forgets it's a story and becomes a sketch show. - A detour to Dale's ex-girlfriend's goat farm in Missouri.

She's married now. Her husband is nice. Dale acts weird. They leave.

Nothing changes.

  • A night in a haunted hotel in Kansas. Not actually haunted. Just a prank by local teens. Milo bonds with the teens over vinyl records. Dale gets locked in a walk-in freezer. It's Home Alone* for 40-year-olds.
  • The psychic gas station scene. Judy Greer reads Dale's palm, tells him "your greatest failure is thinking you're the main character." The movie treats this as profound. It's a fortune cookie. Each vignette resets the relationship to zero. Dale and Milo bicker, share a moment of vulnerability, then the next scene acts like the vulnerability never happened. By the third cycle, you stop believing the moments. Act Three: Sedona and the Non-Ending They arrive. The wedding is beautiful. The bride (Watkins) has a panic attack. Dale gives a toast that's supposed to be messy and heartfelt but lands as self-indulgent. Milo realizes he loves his fiancée — a character we've never met — because.
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